Sort of fun, this meme
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
jophan sent to me...
jophan sent to me...Twelve pubs drumming
Eleven simulations piping
Ten dialects a-kissing
Nine books conrunning
Eight words indexing
Seven bookstores a-reading
Six linguistics a-cooking
Five ca-a-a-arl barks
Four used bookstores
Three gay rights
Two sf conventions
...and a sverifandom in a typography.