Oh Great Cthulhu!

[johan]

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In June, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Yesterday, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In March, I fed zayah to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In May, I exposed jukkahoo to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very good (660 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
jophan

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Comments

[jukkahoo.livejournal.com]

Huh! That was some heavy shit man, way back then in May! I think though that you should stick with the day job and "leave poetry to those, who cannot express themselves in prose".

I'll get me coat...

[teroyks.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you didn't get sacrificed. Sorry about that.

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In July, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In March, I sacrificed elfbiter to Cthulhu (500 points). In October, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In November, I stopped sassiefin from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In December, I rescued jukkahoo from being sacrificed (-200 points).

In short, I have been very good (240 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
teroyks

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Name some friends or leave them blank and let me look them up myself:

[jukkahoo.livejournal.com]

You whimperipoo's you! High Priests and First-to-be-Eatens... I got meself the real deal:

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In May, I stopped cherylmorgan from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In February, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In December, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In April, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In September, I exposed elfbiter to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In October, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-855 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
jukkahoo

Nice going, Randolph!

[jukkahoo.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Randolp'S!

[teroyks.livejournal.com]

Couldn't find anybody who hadn't been sacrificed half a year before to expose to horrors, then? You big sissy!