Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In June, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Yesterday, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In March, I fed zayah to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In May, I exposed
jukkahoo to soul-rending horrors (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (660 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
jophan
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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In July, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In March, I sacrificed
elfbiter to Cthulhu (500 points). In October, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In November, I stopped
sassiefin from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In December, I rescued
jukkahoo from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very good (240 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
teroyks
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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In May, I stopped
cherylmorgan from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In February, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In December, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In April, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In September, I exposed
elfbiter to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In October, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-855 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
jukkahoo
Nice going, Randolph!
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