Oh Great Cthulhu!

[johan]

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In June, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Yesterday, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In March, I fed zayah to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In May, I exposed jukkahoo to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very good (660 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
jophan

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Comments

[jukkahoo.livejournal.com]

You whimperipoo's you! High Priests and First-to-be-Eatens... I got meself the real deal:

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In May, I stopped cherylmorgan from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In February, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In December, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In April, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In September, I exposed elfbiter to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In October, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-855 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
jukkahoo

Nice going, Randolph!

[jukkahoo.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Randolp'S!

[teroyks.livejournal.com]

Couldn't find anybody who hadn't been sacrificed half a year before to expose to horrors, then? You big sissy!