Oh Great Cthulhu!

[johan]

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In June, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Yesterday, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In March, I fed zayah to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In May, I exposed jukkahoo to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very good (660 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
jophan

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Comments

[teroyks.livejournal.com]

Couldn't find anybody who hadn't been sacrificed half a year before to expose to horrors, then? You big sissy!