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Apr. 23rd, 2004 09:56 pm
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Today's catch: Brev till samhället by Eric Ericson, Kartago Förlag 2004. Spoofs.

The author sends letters to various officials, clergymen, politicians etc with wacko requests and publishes the requests together with the replies.

UFO Sverige

Jag har många djur som jag inte längre vill ha. Vissa är arga och dem kan man inte klappa. Ni kan ha djuren och titta på. Jag kommer över och lämnar över djuren 17 december klockan 14.00 för då är jag i Järfälla av andra anledningar. Jag kan inte lämna burarna, så det är bra om ni har egna burar, i alla fall till dem arga djuren.

Varma hälsningar

Eric Ericson


Svar:

Eric,

Vi måste tacka nej till ditt erbjudande om djur med eller utan bur eftersom vi inte driver en zoologisk park utan en UFO-förening. Dessutom har vi inga burar.

Vänliga hälsningar

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However, all small municpalities (but one) who are asked whether they have sizeable tracts of land for a North American tribe of indians who want to settle in Sweden reply with curious interest.

Date: 2004-04-23 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Mycket roligt.

You seem to have finally returned from Turkey and by the looks of it, you both seem to be very pleased. Good for you. Konstantinoopeli is definitely a city I'd love to visit some day.

I managed to buy me/us a great many books today. Like the new G.G.Kay: The Last Light of the Sun, or the Steph Swainston's The Year of Our War. Or the very interesting looking The Land That Never Was by David Sinclair, about this sir Gregor MacGregor, self-titled cazique of Poyais, a small country in the heart of Central America, who came to London in 1821 to lure investors and would-be settlers to invest and emigrate to said country. And some dozen or so other titles. Books I mean, not investors or emigrées.

I really needed this shopping-spree, since my webpages were terminated by the provider. No, not the blog, but my old geocities-pages. In Finnish.

You could learn to spell your beloved one's lj-page correctly... It's jlms, not ljms, like you link it in one of your comments.

/jukkahoo, från Helsingfors

Date: 2004-04-25 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jophan.livejournal.com
I just bought the new Kay as well...

jlms, not ljms

Oops! I knew that, I really did!

Sorry about the Geopages mayhem. Yeah, if you haven't touched the pages for some months, they do that. Bastards.

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